Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts

Saturday, March 17, 2012

My Twitter Account

I use My Twitter Account to:
  • save articles I've enjoyed reading and want to remember and/or share 
  • write my strongly held opinions 
  • write humorous thoughts 
  • write advice for myself in the form of advice for others 
  • retweet others' tweets respond to others' tweets
Collectively, it should give you a picture of what's been on my scattered mind recently.  It's the closest thing I have done recently that resembles writing a book.  I invite you to take a look and let me know what you think. 

Saturday, January 14, 2012

Definition of a Politician

A politician is someone who:
1) asks you for a list of everything you want
2) promises to give you everything on the list if you’ll vote for him/her
3) gets your vote
4) forgets you, the list, & his/her promises